First, I was on Twitter, and one of the election memes was “Zamboni Palin.” WTF? Turns out it’s from an upcoming interview with People Magazine, in which she also considers herself an intellectual (more here).
… well, “intellectual” might be a stretch, since last I checked, she’s on record as mentioning that “dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time.”
Anyhow, it also turns out that one of her intellectual excursions is into baby naming, and she told People that she always wanted a son named Zamboni. No, I’m not kidding.
Then, in breaking news from Alabama, this past weekend’s Disney on Ice show screwed up the rink in Huntsville that the local hockey team (the Havoc) had to cancel their game. (Insert your skating rodent joke here.)
Finally, this verbatim headline: “Swedish hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour.”
I won’t bother explaining. I know you’re going to click the link anyway.