Career Opportunities

Wanted: Intern for a challenging-fast paced position. Duties will include finding my socks, sorting my socks into color-matching pairs, and storing my socks in appropriate drawers. Intern will also recommend which outdated pairs of socks should be culled, and draft a long-term “sock plan.”

This is an excellent entry-level opportunity for anyone interested in a dynamic career in hosiery management. Inquire within.

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